Suprised?

I like this video. Great choreography and original. I'm indifferent to the song and don't really know much about the Beibers music. Usher is okay, but I don't get why everyone things he's good looking! He may be smooth, but not a looker. By the way Beibs you do have someone to love. She's your mother, you're a kid, stick with that for now.

My favorite Song and Video of the Year!

After that last post we need a good video! For your viewing pleasure... pure awesomeness...

Year End List!

It's the last day of the year and so let's all jump on the band wagon! Here's my list of....


THE TOP 5 VIDEOS I WISH I HAD NEVER SEEN! 
(aka I'll never get that time back/ my eyes are bleeding)

In no particular order....

1. Katy Perry California Girls
Making yourself FASO is not okay. The song is silly and shooting whipped cream from your bra is lame and tacky.

2. Lady Gaga Alejandro
Odd and Boring, now that's talent! The song is a super lame rip off of Maddona's La Lisa Bonita.



3. Faber Drive The Payoff
Oh look another pop punk band railing against "the man". Gee I wonder what happen to all the original punks? Like the original hippies they are now the man. It's called the circle of life little boys.

4. Katy Perry Teenage Dreams
Oh, how old are you again Katy; 26? Yes selling a unrealistic and ridiculous fantasy back to teenagers. No teenager looks like that, and being 16 and behaving like that is a bad idea. Kids be kids as long as you can! You only get to do it once. Being an adult is not far behind and lasts the rest of your life.

5. Enirque Iglesias I like it
Really, as soon as I saw those kids from the Jersey Shore I stopped watching.

I was going to make this a top 10 list, but I go bored. Lucky for Katy Perry!

What the!?!

Muse is a great band; this is a great song, this video is wack. I can say this because I was around when wack first became slang. It is very salvageable. Lose the dancer in her weird costume and inexplicably dirty running shoes and ditch the full screen shots of the words and you have a decent video. While you're at it, fire the overpaid director. Not memorable, but not the strangely embarrassing art project they have now.

Two words: Cheap models.

 

I love this song but not so much the video. It has two redeeming factors, two FASO's (females as sexual object) and too many Hip Hop cliche's. Ugh. The only kudos it gets is for the random alien in the background... still love the song though....

Moist

This is a good Canadian video. Marinas Trench and Shawn Desman annoyed me so much I had to prove that we do make good videos...

Bored!

Overwrought song, and overspent on lame-o video. Oh look at the tough guys coming! Ha ha everyone is so pretentious, especially with the break in the song to play out the badly scripted Drama. None of these people look at all convincing in their roles, and certainly not tough. They are all a bunch of kids? Maybe this is the High School cafeteria on a fancy dress up day?  Ah good old Canadians, we used to make good videos. The best part is when a girl sitting at one of the tables half-heartedly hands the hero a bottle. I've always wanted to get one of those special break away glass bottles and give it a try..... now that would be a great Christmas present!