Scary! We R Who We R

Ke$ha, get a new make up artist NOW! You are not Lady Gaga.

Sincerely,
Real Life Dis-Function

Example of a Bad video...

Oh Kesha where do we start... oops sorry, Ke$ha. We have to get this right as I'm sure there was a lot of money paid by the record company to come up with that one. It also seems quite fitting as her career is an obvious record company money grab...

So you have a problem with alcholism and you are proud to be a bit of a skank but come one! You're old enough to be still living at home and your proud of this? We're off to a very bad start...

Suprise, suprise upperr middle class white girl... she really needs to move out of mommy and daddy's and then she's be able to appreciate that tub more!

Oh now she is teaching all the young boys that unsolicited groping is okay!

Didn't Brittney spin around a pole in a fur vest in one of her videos?

And what's her thing with creepy older men? Mick Jagger? Ewwww. Sure he's made some great music but the guy is a wrinkled old Elf. A girlfriend of mine was sitting a few seats away from him at Wicked in London and apparently he's something like 5' 2"! Not an attractive mini man.

See Ke$ha! That's a real life tub. Appreciate what you've got, including siblings, both parents together and someone makes you breakfast!